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  To reach Vig he had no choice but to pass in front of the Montelusa police headquarters. And it was at

  that exact moment that his car decided suddenly to die on him. He got out and was about to go ask for help at the station when a policeman who knew him and had witnessed his useless maneuvers approached him. The officer lifted up the hood, fiddled around a bit, then closed it.

  That should do it. But you ought to have it looked at.

  Montalbano got back in the car, turned on the ignition, then bent over to pick up some newspapers that had fallen to the floor. When he sat back up, Anna was leaning into the open window.

  Anna, how are you?

  The girl didnt answer; she simply glared at him.

  Well?

  And youre supposed to be an honest man?

  Montalbano realized she was referring to the night when she saw Ingrid lying half naked on his bed.

  No, Im not, he said. But not for the reasons you think.

  AUTHORS NOTE

  I believe it essential to state that this story was not taken from the crime news and does not involve any real events. It is, in short, to be ascribed entirely to my imagination. But since in recent years reality has seemed bent on surpassing the imagination, if not entirely abolishing it, there may be a few unpleasant coincidences of name and situation. As we know, however, one cannot be held responsible for the whims of chance.

  NOTES

  3 face worthy of a Lombroso diagram: Cesare Lombroso (18361909) was an Italian physician and criminologist who theorized a relationship between criminal behavior and certain physical traits and anomalies, maintaining that such characteristics were due in part to degeneration and atavism. Lombrosos theories were disproved in the early twentieth century by British researcher Charles Goring, who reported finding as many instances of Lombrosos criminal physical traits among English university students as among English convicts.

  11 The thought of going to the carabinieri... under the command of a Milanese lieutenant: The Italian carabinieri are a national police force, bureaucratically separate from local police forces and actually a function of the military (like the Guardia Civil in Spain and the Gendarmes in France). Their officers are often not native to the regions they serve, and this geographic estrangement, coupled with the procedural separateness from the local police, has been known to create confusion in the execution of their duties. The carabinieri are frequently the butt of jokes, being commonly perceived as less than sharp-witted. This stereotype lurks wryly behind many of Inspector Montalbanos dealings with them.

  13 phone the Montelusa department, have them send someone from the lab: Montelusa, in Camilleris imagined topography, is the capital of the province in which the smaller town of Vig is situated. In the Italian law-enforcement hierarchy, the Questurathe central police department of a major city or provincial capitalis at the top of the local chain of command

  and, as the procedural nucleus, has the forensic laboratory used by the police departments of the various satellite towns or, in the case of a large metropolis, of the various urban zones. The carabinieri use their own crime labs.

  15 whats new in the chicken coop?: The name Gallo means rooster in Italian, and Galluzzo is a diminutive of same.

  25 Twenty million lire: At the time of this novels writing, about 13,500 dollars.

  25 two million [lire]: About 1,350 dollars.

  30 Don Luigi Sturzo: Luigi Sturzo (18711959) was a priest and founder of the Partito Popolare Italiano, a reform- oriented, Catholic coalition that became the Christian Democratic Party after the Second World War. Persecuted by the Fascist regime, Don Luigi took refuge in the United States and never sought public office.

  31 Not even the earthquake unleashed... had touched him:

  This is a reference to what came to be known as Operazione mani pulite (Operation Clean Hands), a campaign, led in the early 1990s by a handful of Milanese investigating magistrates, to uproot the corruption endemic in the Italian political system. Their efforts helped to bring about the collapse of the Christian Democratic and Socialist parties, but, as this and other such allusions in this novel indicate, the new code of ethics had trouble taking hold, especially in the South. Indeed the whole story of Luparellos career is typical of the Christian Democratic politician reconstituted to conform to the new political landscape while remaining essentially unreconstructed.

  32 billions of lire: Millions of dollars.

  40 the prefect: In Italy, the prefetti are representatives of the central government, assigned each to one province. They are part of the national, not local, bureaucracy.

  74 fifty thousand lire: About thirty-three dollars, at the time this novel was written.

  83 tens of millions of lire!: tens of thousands of dollars.

  84 corso: A central, usually broad and commercially important, street in Italian cities and towns.

  93 the prince of Salina: Prince Fabrizio Corbera di Salina is the protagonist of Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusas historical novel about Sicily at the time of the Italian Wars of Unification, Il Gattopardo (The Leopard ). In a famous passage, it is actually the princes nephew Tancredi who says, If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change.

  106 eighty million lire: A little more than 53,000 dollars.

  106 ten million lire: around 6,700 dollars.

  109 Sicilchim: The name of the abandoned chemical factory. Its shorthand for Sicilia Chimica, or Sicilian Chemicals.

  148 thirty thousand in gas: About eighteen dollars worth.

  150 would jerk her head backwards, as if repeatedly saying no:

  In Sicily, this gesture expresses a negative response.

  188 an army patrol of Alpinists: The Alpini are a division of the Italian army trained in mountain warfare and tactics. Sporting quaint Tyrolean feathered caps as part of their uniform, their sudden appearance at this point in the story, though perfectly plausible and consistent with the government policy (mentioned on page 3) of dispatching army units to Sicily for the maintenance of order, is sort of a sight-gag, one that inevitably calls attention to the endlessly complicated and crisscrossing chains of command between the military and the local police forces in Italy.

  211 goat-tied: The Sicilian word is incaprettato (containing the word for goat, capra), and it refers to a particularly cruel

  method of execution used by the Mafia, where the victim, face-down, has a rope (in this case, a wire) looped around his neck and then tied to his feet, which are raised behind his back as in hog-tying. Fatigue eventually forces him to lower his feet, strangling him in the process.

  Notes compiled by Stephen Sartarelli

  Elvira Giorgianni Andrea Camilleris Montalbano mystery series, bestsellers in Italy and Germany, have been adapted for Italian television and translated into eight languages. He lives in Rome.

  Stephen Sartarelli is a poet and translator. He lives in upstate New York.